We just got walloped with another 20 inches of snow! ! ! I'm going to miss an entire week of work at this rate. The good news is we haven't lost power. We're just stuck. I hate being trapped in any capacity literally and figuratively. I can't get much more trapped!
Yesterday we walked through the neighborhood to the nearest convenience store because I needed a machine cappuccino. I was reading for school and it was putting me to sleep. While we were there I bought my first ever Playgirl. What else am I going to do while I'm stuck here?
I have a fascination with penis. If I had it my way, I would see a lot more penis than I do. Wow! Playgirl is just full of penis! I had no idea. I didn't know they showed everything. I just figured like every other double standard in Hollywood, we would just see a suggestive glimpse of penis here and there. But no, I opened the first page and there was penis everywhere.
I haven't spent a lot of time looking at Playgirl, but you know the typical girl that winds up in there satisfies the American standard of "beauty" and most of them have nice round fake boobs. The same standards are not applied to Playgirl. Perhaps nice penis is hard to come by (oh lord, pun intended).
A lot of the cocks in this issue are of average length and many are just plain ugly! ! ! Don't even get me started on the balls! Some guys looked downright deformed. Oh well, at least I got a heaping serving of cock. That should satisfy me for a while.
3 comments:
Hahaha. Well were the guys attached to the cocks at least nice to look at?
Honestly, no. Most of the guys look like complete douche bags.
And tell me, why would a woman want to see a small wrinkly flaccid cock???
lmao! Quinn, you're the best!!!!
Wendy
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